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#6143397 May 19, 2012 at 01:36 AM
KIA
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Well, that's wise. I just had an "HOW COULD ANYONE NOT KNOW" moment XD
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#6143418 May 19, 2012 at 01:44 AM
Secretary
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#6143397 Roulette wrote:

Well, that's wise. I just had an "HOW COULD ANYONE NOT KNOW" moment XD



Just gonna throw this out there..

The old guys at the end were the best..
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#6143481 May 19, 2012 at 02:24 AM
KIA
489 Posts
I have action figures of Statler and Waldorf. <3 They used to sit on top of our TV with little "0" and "-1" signs in their hands till flat screens happened.

Now they have their own shelf. They're also now Internet Trolls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmjnYKlVnM
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#6143536 May 19, 2012 at 02:55 AM · Edited over 5 years ago
Secretary
127 Posts
OMG yes internet trolling is their dream career...

oh speaking of its time to add another interchangable joke..this time a rant about..

WOW RACISM- Orcs are after all no less worthy than Goblins as a race, hell maybe moreso I mean at least they're straightforward, if you want to kill someone why cant we just come straight out with it instead of dancing around the issue of years plotting I know plotting is fun but so is digging the knife into the persons back and twisting roughly. One thing good about Orcs can be said is that Orcs are straightforward in their murder spree, too bad their tactics involve axes charging and charging people WITH axes. Lets just make a nice little disclaimer to hang up for the rest of this rant. No I'm not racist you knee jerk, soft cotton dipsticks. Anyone who goes into battle wearing only strings of leather, blows all their gold on a slightly bigger giant axe while living in a canyon in a desert and treats everyone else that isnt like them as dogs to throw at the enemy is a giant ridiculous fuckhead regardless of if they're an Orc or a Troll. Its very disheartening when you cant make honest cultural commentary without having to deny the assumption that your rational hatred is fueled by a hate trigger response to the color of the subjects skin or their differences. You know what, a society where everyone can make jokes about everyone can make a joke about anyone else and everyone laughs about it is the society that I want to live in besides Orcs dont need defending THEY HAVE AXES FOR THAT!..the Felskinned swine fu*static!*

THE WARCHIEF Is an autistic five year old with sugar being directly injected into his veins in charge of our military?! Seriously we spent HOW LONG fighting over the Stonetalon Mountains, a deforested mountain of death with nothing interesting on it but the Venture Co..WHICH WE WIPED OUT by the way thanks for that we could have used them to help us deforest Ashenvale sure they wouldnt have minded, and then we rampage through a whole swath of Kalimdor and we just waltz on by Theramore like its nothing more to worry about than an errant pimple on your arm, it'll go away eventually lads dont worry those steam tanks and platoons of heavily armored soldiers are just here temporary ignore them and get back to work on holding territory about to get swarmed by said armies of pissed off Alliance soldiers. "Oh Commodore" I hear you cry, Horde pride twitching with rage as the more savage of you begin to sharpen your various tools of death "The Warchief is at least better than that idiot king Wyrn leading the Alliance like he has a brain filled with scummy sewerage water" let me just say yes King Alliance over there is a complete tool but I wont make fun of him because its not entertaining for me to take the piss out of someone that already takes enough to give even the most open minded whore second thoughts.

COMBAT I dont think I'd do real well in a combat situation these days, I hate being shouted at and I cant run very fast in full plate armor, before I willingly got into a fight I would request the enemy takes off all their armor and stands extremely still without any weapons, and by the time my companions finally managed to do this I would remember I was a giant coward and legged it.

EDITED FOR ADDITIONAL STUFF, no I wont tell you what it is go back and read through and try and pick out the differences.
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#6156086 May 22, 2012 at 07:31 AM
Secretary
127 Posts
Well some more people come up with ideas for this I'll keep posting, like the ramblings of a mad man speaking to himself in the darkness..er I mean..points!

1) Bit of thread maintenance, after the brainstorming thread I vote that a second showroom thread be made ( as this is pretty much the metaphorical factory floor) to organize the ideas better with one master post for each contributor to the idea etc etc etc..

2) Forum advertising! as eventually we'll start advertising this on the realm forums I thought I would get to work on the advertisement (keeping my idle hands busy without the threat of going blind of course)

The music droned through the speakers.While the radio was a relatively new device for the Horde it had been become well liked by the off duty workers in Orgrimmar and the grunts that spent their off time listening to the strategically placed public radios around the city, the Slums the center-point of these. Why every radio within Orgrimmar was tuned to this one particular station is unknown, whether it was luck, fate or meddling hands it does not matter but what matters was that the repeating music began to dissolve into static. Dozens of faces belong to every Horde race turned towards the speakers dotting the capital and the static began to crackle and hiss louder and louder until..

"Right I ah..yes thats...HOLY PROFIT that sma*static* no NO! you idiot pre *the music breaks through again* AHA! there we go. Mmm HELLO ORGRIMMAR! now now ladies dont all scream at once. Now that you've gotten over the shock of hearing the voice of the charmer I am allow me to introduce myself. Coming to you loud and clear,hopefully, from the middle of nowhere, the voice from the deep, its me *loud static* yes yes gather round and whatnot. Now I've risked it all, both life and profit, to announce to you the start of an era. A radio show of extraordinary exquisiteness that it would most likely make you cream your pants and your head explode..and not in that order either. Keep tuned in for more updates, trust me I'll be back, be it in tomorrow, next week or next month I'll be back on the airwaves with my crew of misfit nutjobs..now go back to enjoy..* the voice quietens* What were they listening to before we took over? oh gold really?..Ah you still there? yes well enjoy the Gallywix hit parade of borderline crap.."

The voice vanished as quickly as it had interrupted, the music returned and the listeners went back to their routine, the words of the Goblin still pervading their mind.

* This space saved for OOC blahness*
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#6159913 May 23, 2012 at 02:22 AM
KIA
489 Posts
The Commadore will live in infamy, I can see it already! XD

I'm still keen to do *some* kind of story-timeness with Rou but I've been more or less braindead for a few days here. AC not working make Rou something something.... Need to get on that!
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#6161918 May 23, 2012 at 01:34 PM
KIA
210 Posts
Oof, poor Rou! And Gaz, that is AWESOME! I have a feeling this is going to be big, yessss.... /cackle

As for Snuffit, I am really going to have to try and chat with Zissel next time we are both on so I can coordinate The View thing. I am thinking of calling it "The Scene", because it plays on the view and vanity of Snuffit.

Why, hello there lovely viewers! This is your show with the Hostesses with the Mostesses, The Scene! Look out your window or open your door and take a look around you. What do you see today?

Now today's program is just SCRUMPTIOUS. Truly dee-vine. First off, we are going to talk about Make-up in battle, and how to apply for maximum effect! Also, Sylvanas, hot or not? On the one hand, girl knows how to dress, but the whole dead thing might affect the vote. For our discussion topic today, we will talk about Garrosh's separatist tendencies and support of the slimeball Gallywix. For someone so concerned about taxin' our green butts off, or havin' them explode behind enemy lines, he really can't seem to put two and two together and realize how much gold is bein' wasted on building a palace in his backyard. I mean, really. And the horns and chest-high pants combo? Pfft, it's like ogres dressed him! Although that would figure with rumors about his parentage. Though what be expected from someone who thinks politics involve 'me smash', amirite?


Something a little like that is what I'm picturing right now.
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#6163553 May 23, 2012 at 09:51 PM
Secretary
127 Posts
Yes yes I like that Snuffit. I still have to look up this view thing cause I' m still flying blind when anyone says anything about it..<.<

But otherwise yes great work! and Rou would you say you' re approaching the DANGAH ZONE
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#6164065 May 24, 2012 at 02:27 AM
KIA
489 Posts
Here's the View! ;)

http://youtu.be/Lz_DAcu-CcQ
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#6165130 May 24, 2012 at 09:56 AM
KIA
210 Posts
Oh lord.

I couldn't watch after Barbara said he made no sense. How the heck does 'if in the past people weren't afraid of snakes, they then would get bitten by one as they didn't avoid them, and so they couldn't reproduce' make no sense? That's like, human evolutionary theory 101.

See, I used to watch The View back when Rosy was on it, and it hasn't really gotten better. Everyone is just so FULL of themselves. All the time. I forgot how bad it was.

...We shall be a parody of The View. Or reference it. I don't think I can swallow the whole thing.
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#6168118 May 25, 2012 at 03:05 AM
KIA
489 Posts
I don't blame you one bit, LOL. So not my thing either.
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#6168532 May 25, 2012 at 06:16 AM
Secretary
127 Posts
Okay one..I cant watch that video in Australia ( damn different country laws and whatnot) but I looked some more vids up and...DA FUCK?!

IS THIS ENTERTAINMENT?! I guess its hilarious in stupidity..and the occasional good joke but STILL!
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#6170012 May 25, 2012 at 01:56 PM
KIA
210 Posts
It is very much for the WTFERY aspect of it.

Man, you should have seen when Rosy was on... Drama drama drama drama drama. I respect Babara Walters like crazy, but yeesh, she has quite the show...
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#6197842 Jun 01, 2012 at 01:47 AM
Secretary
127 Posts
"I' M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! so kiddies, did you miss me? of course you did! after a very looooooooooooong talk with my manager, some human guy from something called ' Australia'? I dunno sounds like something a cat vomits up really..anyway we sat down and had a big brainstorming session that eventually boiled down to shots and a strip club..oh and you' ll never guess what he--ow HEY KNOCK IT OFF!"

Ahh...heh ignore Gaz he' s just being a little ' energetic' but as he so eloquently mentioned we' re back to add some more ideas to the idea train! keep this thing rolling so to speak.

Now after a rather entertaining RP bit in which Gaz and a couple of his friends commentated on a bar fight between Two Orc females I have come forth to bring you..

Sports.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS SEGMENT!

Simple really, we come up with some sports that sound Gobliny ( or Hord-ish) and we do a sports corner bit similar to...well those shows with the ex sport stars talking about how bad the players are and stuff like that alongside ' live' broadcasts from the matches..Anyway! in the spirit I present to you a list of sports that I have come up with so far;

-Footbomb (duh, though we' ll have to flesh out some rules and ' sports culture' for it)
- Pit fighting
- Gnome races ( A group of half starved captured Gnomes chase a Gigantic feast along a track similar to greyhound racing..cannibalism may occur)
- Hawkstrider fights ( COCK FIGHTING ON STEROIDS!)

I also have some slightly more iffy ideas that I dont know about;
- Brick toss (..essentially dodgeball but with bricks..or rocks or whatever..)
- Kodo fighting ( bull fighting)
- Air-wars (A group of Goblins are taken up in planes, two teams, one team in each plane, and then dropped. They then fight as they drop through the air using rockets, guns and pretty much anything they bought up with them.You get one point for each team-member that survives The team to have the most points wins. No rules while in the air either its free for all absurdity)

Please post any other sports ideas you had and also a warning, I' ll be starting the showroom thread in the next couple of weeks and reserving pretty much the front page of it for all the ideas, examples, script dialogues and tidbits we come up with so bring those ideas forward!
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#6198018 Jun 01, 2012 at 03:06 AM
KIA
489 Posts
Ooooh, sports is a brilliant idea!

Footbomb goes without saying. Hmm, what else sounds Gobliny...

Any kind of racing, really! Trix used to have a race event back in the day, it was fun! And though the Salt Flats doesn't have it's racing track anymore... speedboat races are definitely viable! Gob vs Gnome, place your bets!
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#6199012 Jun 01, 2012 at 09:38 AM
Secretary
127 Posts
Speedboats..hmm sounds good I had actually forgotten about GASCAR tell you the truth XD
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#6200154 Jun 01, 2012 at 03:03 PM
KIA
489 Posts
GOTTA have Gascar! <3
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#6200231 Jun 01, 2012 at 03:26 PM
KIA
210 Posts
Omg, Air Wars sounds awesome! WE NEED THIS.
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#6200326 Jun 01, 2012 at 03:53 PM
Agent
156 Posts
Now that I have employment again and should have a stable income, GASCAR will be making a return in August or September. Roughly. Possible expansion release could change that around a little. And it might be pushed to a different time so as not to conflict with my work schedule.
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#6200519 Jun 01, 2012 at 04:35 PM
KIA
489 Posts
Sweet!
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